13 Controversial Provisions In The Congressional Economic Stimulus Package

  1. The federal food-stamp program will be expanded to include toiletries, paper goods, and limited-edition collectible sports memorabilia.
  2. Military death benefits will now be paid in Old Navy gift cards.
  3. Buy any new-release DVD for half-price with purchase of Saw IV.
  4. Americans on their way to jail may now pass “GO” and collect $200.
  5. New nickels will feature Pokemon characters, simultaneously encouraging consumers to trade and to save.
  6. Federal Reserve announces new Harry Potter book.
  7. Camel Cash…